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(This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Crazytown.)


  • 15-20 minutes
  • 6 females, 9 males, 13 either (4-28 actors possible: 2-23 females, 2-25 males)

Awards & Honors

  • Among the top ten most-produced high school short plays from 2004 through 2009, and in the 2013-2014 season (Educational Theatre Association)