Want to know the easiest way to make it through the grueling abyss known as high school? A group of student agents infiltrate an assembly to demonstrate their secret tips and tricks, ranging from legally changing your name to get around roll call, to using Tom Cruise to help memorize science terms. High school will never be the same.


  • 20-30 minutes
  • 30 either (7-230 actors possible: 1-225 females, 5-229 males)

Awards & Honors

  • Among the top eight most-produced high school short plays for five consecutive seasons: 2009-2010 to 2013-2014 (Educational Theatre Association)