Kaitlyn Parker and Eddie Grantwood square off for the political debate of the century: student president of their elementary school. No topic is off-limits, be it cootie prevention, kickball roster justice, or -- most critically of all -- tater tots. Presented in a town hall format, all the hard-hitting questions come from fellow students in the audience. Who will win? America’s very freedom hangs in the balance. Or at least a decision as to whether Santa is real.

(This play can also be performed as part of the full-length play Crazytown.)


  • 15-20 minutes
  • 2 females, 2 males (4-11 actors possible: 1-9 females, 2-10 males)

Awards & Honors

  • Heideman Award finalist, National Ten-Minute Play Contest, Actors Theatre of Louisville, 2014