Most plays have been rewritten since publication, so if you've got a book, it's probably an old version of the play. Click any link below for the latest edits.

Action News

Breaking Badly

No new edits

Check Please

Edits available: outdated references updated (e.g. Jay Leno); brand-new scenes (e.g. Linda date); etc.

Check Please: Take 2

Edits available: overhauled prologue/midlogue; new Jackie and Cleo scenes; etc.

Check Please: Take 3

Edits available: minor tweaks


Edits available: several bits replaced (Obama joke, wheelchair athlete, pregnancy bikini, smelly Timmy); new debate topic (fear of the dark); etc.

Drugs Are Bad


No new edits

The Future Is In Your Tiny Hands

Edits available: removed smelly Timmy section; added section on being scared of the dark; etc

Hard Candy

Edits available: Banff Enterprises replaced; final monologue streamlined; alternate G-rated fraternity chant provided

How to Succeed in High School Without Really Trying

No new edits


No new edits

Law & Order: Fairy Tale Unit

Edits available: outdated references replaced (e.g. Kevin Federline), streamlined scenes (e.g. Hansel & Gretel, Pinocchio); etc.

Law & Order: Nursery Rhyme Unit

No new edits

The Least Offensive Play in the Whole Darn World

May the Best Fan Win

Meet the Roommates

No new edits

Murder in the Knife Room

No new edits

No More, Mister Nice Guy

Edits available: Obama joke replaced; other improvements

The People vs. Spam

No new edits

Romeo To Go

No new edits