In the nursery rhyme criminal justice system, citizens are represented by two separate yet equally ridiculous groups: the nursery rhyme police who investigate nursery rhyme crime, and the nursery rhyme district attorneys who prosecute the nursery rhyme offenders. These are their stories.

(There's also a precursor play called Law & Order: Fairy Tale Unit -- either play can be performed independently of the other.)


  • 30-40 minutes

  • 17 females, 12 males, 19 either (14-81 actors possible: 6-80 females, 0-76 males)